A salesman was talking to an old farmer when he noticed a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
Curious, he asked,
“What on earth is that all about?”
The old farmer replied,
“We had a fire in the chicken coop a couple of months ago, and all his feathers got burned off. So my wife made him some clothes to keep him warm.”
The salesman nodded and then asked,
“Alright, but that was two months ago. Why is he still wearing them?”
The old farmer grinned and replied,
“There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and pull his pants down with the other!”