A man walked into a bar with his dog on a leash.
The bartender took one look at the dog and stared.
Bartender:
“That’s a strange-looking dog! It’s pink, has short legs, and no tail. But I bet my Rottweiler could beat it.”
The man placed $50 on the table.
Man:
“You’re on.”
They took the dogs outside. A few minutes later, the Rottweiler came back beaten, and the bartender handed over the $50.
Another customer stepped forward.
Customer:
“My pit bull could beat that dog. I’ll bet $100.”
The man accepted the bet.
They took the dogs outside again. When it was over, the pit bull had also been defeated.
The customer paid up and shook his head.
Customer:
“That’s incredible! What breed is that dog?”
The owner smiled.
Owner:
“Before I cut off his tail and painted him pink, he was the same breed as every other alligator.”