An old man went golfing every weekend, and his wife always complained about being left home alone.
One weekend, he finally said:
Husband:
“Why don’t you come with me? I’ll teach you how to play.”
She agreed and joined him for her first round.
At the first hole, a par 4 with a dogleg, she looked at him and asked:
Wife:
“Okay, what do I do?”
Husband:
“See that flag way down there, with that patch of green around it? You need to hit the ball onto that grass, close to the flag.”
The woman took her swing and hit an amazing drive.
The ball landed just three feet from the hole.
Husband:
“That was incredible! Great shot!”
His wife looked at him.
Wife:
“So what do I do now?”
Husband:
“Now you have to hit it into that hole.”
The wife shook her head.
Wife:
“Well, why didn’t you tell me that to begin with?”