An 80-year-old man sat down in an orthopedic surgeon’s office.
“You know, Doc,” he said,
“I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. It must be at least a thousand.”
The doctor smiled and replied,
“And now, I suppose you want me to treat the arthritis you got from squeezing into all those uncomfortable positions?”
“Hell, no!” the old man answered.
“I want to borrow your Lamborghini!”