A wife casually called her husband at the office one afternoon.
Wife:
“Hi, how are you?”
Husband:
“I’m fine.”
Wife:
“What did you have for lunch today?”
The husband sighed.
Husband:
“Don’t you have anything else to ask? It’s always the same silly questions: What did you eat? What are you wearing? Who did you meet? What song did you listen to?”
Wife:
“Oh, okay. Then answer this: How should the central bank fight inflation with minimum intervention in the money market? And what role should the Finance Ministry play in controlling money coming into and going out of the country?”
There was a long silence.
Husband:
“I had a chicken sandwich and orange juice.”
Moral: Never underestimate the intelligence of your wife!