A wife decided to ask her husband a simple question.
“Do I look fat?”
“Yes,” he answered.
She frowned.
“Don’t you ever say that to me again!”
A little later she asked the same question.
“Do I look fat?”
“No,” he replied.
She rolled her eyes.
“You’re just lying!”
A few minutes later she tried again.
“Do I look fat?”
“Maybe,” he said.
She crossed her arms.
“Can’t you ever make up your mind?”
Still not finished, she asked once more.
“Do I look fat?”
“I don’t know,” he admitted.
She stared at him.
“What, are you blind?”
A little while later, she asked again.
“Do I look fat?”
“It depends,” he answered carefully.
She looked offended.
“Oh, so you’re comparing me to someone else?”
Finally, she asked one last time.
“Do I look fat?”
The husband wisely stayed silent.
She immediately asked,
“What? Are you deaf?”
Some questions simply don’t have a right answer.
For everything else, there’s Google.