A dog walked into a post office and said to the postmaster,
“I need to send a telegram.”
“Alright,” said the postmaster. “What would you like it to say?”
The dog replied,
“Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.”
The postmaster counted the words and said,
“You know, for the same price, I can add three more ‘woofs’ for you.”
The dog looked at him and replied,
“But then it wouldn’t make any sense.”