A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing by the fence, watching the whole thing with wide eyes.
The rancher thought to himself, “He’s only four. I guess I’m going to have to explain some things soon. I’ll let him ask questions when he’s ready.”
When everything was over, the rancher walked over to his son.
Rancher:
“Well, son, do you have any questions?”
The boy was still staring in amazement.
Son:
“Just one.”
Rancher:
“What is it?”
The boy pointed toward the cow and asked,
Son:
“How fast was that calf going when he hit the back of that cow?”