A woman was driving through the countryside late one night when her car broke down.
About a mile down the road, she found an old farmhouse where two elderly brothers lived.
“Can we help you, miss?” one of them asked.
“Yes,” she replied. “My car broke down about a mile back. Could you take me to the nearest town so I can get a tow truck?”
“The town’s closed for the night,” one of the brothers said. “We can take you there in the morning. You’re welcome to stay here tonight.”
The woman realized she had no other choice and agreed.
One of the brothers then said,
“We’ve only got one bed in the house, so you’ll have to sleep with us.”
The woman agreed.
As they were getting ready for bed, she asked,
“By the way, you do have protection, don’t you?”
“Protection?” one of the brothers asked.
“You mean condoms?”
“What are those for?”
“So I don’t get pregnant.”
“We’re simple country folk,” they replied. “We’ve never used those.”
The woman said,
“Well, I happen to have two in my purse. Here, put these on.”
“Alright,” they replied.
The next morning, the brothers drove her into town, where she had her car repaired.
She thanked them, waved goodbye, and drove away.
About a month later, the two brothers were sitting on their porch watching the sunset.
One of them turned to the other and asked,
“Ed, remember that lady who stayed here about a month ago?”
“Yep. She sure was nice.”
“Do you really care if she gets pregnant?”
“Not really.”
“Well then… let’s take these darn things off!”