John brought his new work colleague, Robert, home for dinner.
As they reached the front door, John’s wife rushed over, hugged him, and gave him a big kiss.
Robert:
“Wow! How long have you two been married?”
John:
“Twenty-four years.”
Robert:
“You must have an amazing marriage if she still greets you like that after all these years.”
John smiled.
John:
“Don’t be fooled. She only does it to make the dog jealous.”