Two elderly men were pushing their shopping carts through Walmart when they accidentally crashed into each other at the end of an aisle.
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” said the first man. “I wasn’t paying attention. I’m trying to find my wife.”
The second man smiled.
“What a coincidence! I’m looking for my wife too. I’ve been searching all over the store for the last half hour.”
The first man chuckled.
“Maybe we can help each other. What’s your wife like?”
The second man’s face lit up.
“Well, she’s 27 years old with beautiful red hair, bright blue eyes, long legs, and she’s wearing shorts and a fitted top.”
The first man blinked in surprise.
Then the second man asked,
“So… what does your wife look like?”
The first man thought for a moment, smiled, and started pushing his cart.
“You know what? Forget about my wife.”
The second man looked puzzled.
“What do you mean?”
The first man grinned and said,
“Let’s go find yours!”