Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench, happily eating one candy bar after another.
After he finished his sixth candy bar, a man sitting on a nearby bench spoke up.
“Son,” he said, “you know eating that much candy isn’t good for you. It can give you pimples, damage your teeth, and make you gain weight.”
Little Johnny smiled and replied,
“My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
The man looked surprised and asked,
“Really? Did your grandfather eat six candy bars at a time?”
Little Johnny shook his head and answered,
“No, he minded his own business!”