Little Johnny and Silly Billy were doing what little boys everywhere have always done arguing about whose family was better.
“My father is better than your father!” Billy declared.
“No, he’s not!” Johnny fired back.
“My brother is better than your brother!” Billy said.
“He is not! He is not!” shouted Little Johnny.
“My mother is better than your mother!” Billy continued.
There was a long pause.
Then Little Johnny shrugged and said,
“Well, I guess you got me there. I’ve heard my father say the same thing more than once.”