Little Johnny walked into a bar and noticed a sign that read:
“$200 to anyone who can make our horse laugh!”
Johnny walked over to the bartender and said,
“I can do it.”
The bartender shrugged.
“Go ahead.”
Johnny walked over to the horse, whispered something into its ear, and within seconds the horse burst into uncontrollable laughter.
Johnny returned to the bar.
“Looks like I won.”
The bartender handed him the $200 and then smiled.
“I’ll make you another bet. I’ll give you this $200 plus another $400 if you can make that same horse cry.”
“You’re on,” Johnny replied.
He walked back over to the horse.
A moment later, the horse began crying.
The bartender stared in disbelief.
“Alright,” he said. “Before I pay you, you have to tell me how you did it.”
Johnny grinned.
“I told the horse mine was bigger than his.”
The bartender laughed.
“And how did you make him cry?”
Johnny replied,
“I proved it.”