Little Johnny was sitting in class one day when little Timmy suddenly started laughing.
Teacher:
“What’s so funny, Timmy?”
Timmy:
“I can see your bra strap.”
The teacher frowned.
Teacher:
“Go home. You’re not coming back to class for a week.”
Timmy got up and walked out.
A few minutes later, little Billy started laughing.
Teacher:
“What’s funny now, Billy?”
Billy:
“I can see both of your bra straps.”
The teacher shook her head.
Teacher:
“That’s enough. You’re out of my classroom for a month!”
Billy got upset, slammed the door, and walked out. The loud bang startled the teacher, and she dropped her chalk.
She bent down to pick it up. When she stood back up, she noticed Johnny quietly walking toward the door.
Teacher:
“Johnny, where do you think you’re going?”
Johnny:
“Well, after what I just saw, I’m done with school for the rest of my life!”