Little Johnny was leading a cow through the village square when the mayor spotted him.
“Hello, Johnny,” the mayor called. “Where are you taking that cow?”
Johnny replied,
“I’m taking her to the bulls so she can have a calf.”
The mayor smiled and teased him,
“Wouldn’t your father be the one to take care of that?”
Johnny thought for a moment, then shook his head.
“No, I think it’s better to leave that job to the bulls.”