A young couple invited their elderly pastor over for Sunday dinner.
While the parents were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the pastor sat and talked with their young son.
“So,” the pastor asked, “what are we having for dinner today?”
“Goat,” the little boy replied.
“Goat?” the surprised pastor asked.
“Are you sure?”
“Yes,” the boy answered.
“On the way home from church, I heard Mom say to Dad…”
“Remember, we’re having the old goat for dinner tonight.”