At A Mental Hospital:
Doctor: “What is this?”
Mad old Man: “This is a book I wrote. Total of 500 pages.”
Doctor: “You wrote 500 pages? Woooooow, What did you write?”
Old man: “On the first page I wrote One King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle. And on the last page, I wrote The King reached the Jungle.”
Doctor: “So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?”
Old Man: “I wrote…….
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Doctor: (stunned) “AND what’s that?”
Old Man: “That’s the sound of the Horse running…The hooves digging the terrain.”
Doctor “AND Who will read your story?”
Old Man: “I will put it on Facebook. My mad friends will definitely read it… One of them is reading it as we speak!”