An elderly couple was traveling through the countryside when they stopped at a gas station.
As the attendant started filling the tank, he asked the old man,
“Where are you folks from? I know just about everyone around here.”
“We’re from Nebraska,” replied the old man.
The elderly woman, who was hard of hearing, nudged her husband and asked,
“What did he say, Papa?”
“He asked where we’re from,” the old man replied.
“Oh,” said the woman.
The old man then asked the attendant to fill the tank and check the tires.
After finishing the job, the attendant said,
“You know, the worst piece of *** I ever had was from Nebraska.”
The old woman nudged her husband again and asked,
“What did he say, Papa?”
The old man smiled and replied,
“He thinks he knows you, Mama.”