A man named Bob received a text from his neighbor.
Neighbor:
“I am so sorry, Bob. I’m riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I’ve been tapping your wife for many weeks now. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology, with my promise that it won’t happen again.”
Heartbroken and furious, Bob stormed into the bedroom, grabbed his wife, and threw her out the back door.
Then he locked the door.
A few moments later, another text arrived.
Neighbor:
“Damn autocorrect! I meant ‘Wi-Fi,’ not ‘wife.'”