A squirrel was sitting in an apple tree when, suddenly, a cow came climbing up the tree.
The squirrel stared in disbelief.
Squirrel:
“What on earth are you doing up here?”
The cow calmly replied:
Cow:
“I thought I’d come up and eat some oranges.”
Squirrel:
“But this is an apple tree!”
The cow smiled and said:
Cow:
“I know. I brought my own.”