Two men went hunting together. One had been hunting all his life, while the other was out in the woods for the first time.
The experienced hunter told the younger man to sit quietly and not make a sound.
The young man agreed.
About 100 yards away, the older hunter suddenly heard a loud scream.
Hunter:
“I thought I told you to be quiet!”
Young Man:
“I was quiet when the snake bit me.”
Hunter:
“Then what happened?”
Young Man:
“I was quiet when the bear attacked me, too. But when two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, ‘Should we eat them or take them with us?’ I screamed!”