An elderly lawyer parked his brand-new Porsche outside his office, hoping to show it off to his colleagues.
As he stepped out of the car, a large truck came too close to the curb and ripped the driver’s door completely off before speeding away.
The lawyer was horrified and immediately called the police.
A few minutes later, an officer arrived.
Before the officer could ask what happened, the lawyer began shouting.
Lawyer:
“My Porsche! My beautiful silver Porsche is ruined! No matter how long it’s in the repair shop, it will never be the same again!”
After listening to the lawyer’s complaints, the officer shook his head.
Police Officer:
“I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are. You’re so focused on your possessions that you don’t even notice anything else happening to you!”
Lawyer:
“How can you say that at a time like this?”
Police Officer:
“Didn’t you notice that your arm was torn off?”
The lawyer looked down in horror.
Lawyer:
“Oh my goodness! Where’s my Rolex?”