A husband and wife got up early on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife noticed that her husband was still in his pajamas.
Wife:
“Why aren’t you dressed for church?”
Husband:
“Simple. I’m not going.”
Wife:
“Why not?”
Husband:
“I have three good reasons. First, the church is always cold in the morning. Second, nobody there likes me. They’re always talking about me behind my back. And third, I simply don’t feel like going.”
The wife smiled.
Wife:
“Well, I have three very good reasons why you are going.”
Husband:
“Okay, what are they?”
Wife:
“First, the church isn’t cold. It’s warm. Second, I’m pretty sure there are people there who actually like you. And third…”
She paused and smiled.
Wife:
“You’re the minister, so get dressed!”