A husband and wife were playing a game at home.
Wife:
“Honey, let’s play a game.”
Husband:
“Okay. What’s the game?”
Wife:
“If I name a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall. If I name a bird, you run to the right side and touch the other wall.”
“If you run in the wrong direction, you have to give me your salary for this month.”
Husband:
“Okay! And if you get one wrong, I get your salary too, right?”
Wife:
“Yes, darling!”
The husband stood up and got ready to run.
Wife:
“Are you ready?”
Husband:
“Ready!”
Wife:
“TURKEY!”
Four hours later, the husband was still standing in the same spot, trying to figure out whether she meant the country or the bird.
Moral: After God, fear your wife!