A psychiatrist was sitting alone in his office with no patients when the door slowly opened.
A man crawled into the room on all fours. His mouth was full of colorful plastic pieces. He carried odd tools in his hands and dragged a bundle of cables behind him.
The psychiatrist was thrilled to finally have a visitor.
Psychiatrist:
“Well, what do we have here? A little snake? Come on in, my little snake.”
The man shook his head.
Psychiatrist:
“Oh, I didn’t notice your legs. Then you must be a dragon!”
The man shook his head again, looking annoyed.
Psychiatrist:
“Let’s see… a worm?”
The visitor spit out the plastic pieces and finally spoke.
Man:
“Go to hell, you idiot! I’m the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!”