A senior citizen asked his 80-year-old friend,
“So, I hear you’re getting married?”
“Yep,” his friend replied.
“Do I know her?”
“Nope.”
“Is she good-looking?”
“Not really.”
“Is she a good cook?”
“Not especially.”
“Is she wealthy?”
“Nope. Poor as a church mouse.”
“Well then,” the man asked, “is she good in bed?”
“I don’t know,” his friend replied.
The man looked puzzled.
“Then why on earth do you want to marry her?”
His friend smiled and said,
“Because she can still drive!”