A lion was getting married, and all the animals gathered to celebrate.
Out of respect, every animal stood at a safe distance to congratulate the king of the jungle.
Then a tiny mouse confidently walked right up onto the stage and held out his hand to congratulate the lion.
The lion became furious.
He roared,
“How dare you come onto the stage? Even the tiger is keeping his distance, and you walk right up to me?”
The mouse smiled and replied,
“Oh, relax, buddy…”
“I used to be a lion too… before I got married.”
The lion fainted.