A rancher owned the largest bull in Texas, while another rancher had the best milking cow in the county.
They decided to breed the two animals and split the offspring between them.
They brought the bull over to the cow, but the cow simply walked away without any interest.
The bull tried again, but every time he got close, the cow moved away.
The two ranchers stood there watching as the bull’s repeated attempts were completely ignored.
Finally, the bull’s owner leaned over and asked,
“Did you get your cow from Fort Worth?”
The other rancher looked surprised.
“Yes, I did! How did you know?”
The first rancher smiled and replied,
“My wife is from Fort Worth.”
