A man bought a parrot, but the bird constantly insulted him.
He tried everything he could think of to make the parrot stop, but nothing worked.
Finally, frustrated, he put the parrot in the freezer.
A few minutes later, the insults suddenly stopped.
Worried that he might have gone too far, the man quickly opened the freezer.
The parrot came out shivering.
It looked at the man and stammered,
“S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.”
Then, after a short pause, the parrot quietly asked,
“W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”