One day, a teacher brought two buckets into the classroom.
One bucket was filled with water, and the other was filled with beer.
Then he brought in a donkey.
The donkey smelled both buckets and chose to drink the water.
The teacher turned to the class and asked,
“So, what have you learned from this lesson?”
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand.
“Yes, Johnny,” said the teacher. “Tell us.”
Little Johnny replied,
“I learned that anyone who doesn’t drink alcohol is a donkey!”
The teacher exclaimed,
“OMG!!”