A woman saw an advertisement in her local newspaper that read:
“Purebred Police Dog — $25.”
Thinking it was an incredible bargain, she quickly called and arranged to have the dog delivered.
The next day, a van pulled up to her house and dropped off the scruffiest-looking dog she had ever seen.
Furious, she immediately called the man who had placed the ad.
“How dare you call that mangy mutt a purebred police dog?” she demanded.
“Don’t let his looks fool you, ma’am,” the man replied.
“He’s in the Secret Service.”